Monday, November 14, 2011
Should I erect a Jack B. proof fence between our houses?
Okay, I know some of you were just getting accustomed to my conversion to Judaism, but that is so........yesterday. Today, I have converted to Islam. It is a grand religion with a long history of peace and love and devotion to science. However, I like to do my morning prayers in my driveway, and , well, Jack B lives in the house just west of mine, and I have to bend down to the east and it interrupts my prayers having to look over my shoulder all the time to make sure he isn't sneaking up on me. Should I erect a Jack B proof fence between our houses?
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